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According to the hit web site, AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com (“painful, regrettable, horrifyingly remarkable snaps of relations bonding, you'll snicker so not easy that individuals in adjacent places of work will ask what’s improper with you”—Esquire).

This complete colour booklet gains never-before-seen photographs and hilarious own tales masking every little thing from uncomfortable moments with kin, youngster angst, sibling contention, and kinfolk vacation trips from hell.

Cringe on the pressured poses, undesirable hair, and matching outfits--all prompting us to examine our personal households and have fun the truth that we're now not alone. Nothing says awkward higher than an uncomfortable relatives photo!

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Jr. 2000. “Irony in talk among friends”. Metaphor and Symbol 15: 5–27. P. 1975. “Logic and conversation”. In P. L. Morgan, Speech Acts, vol. 3: Syntax and Semantics. New York: Academic Press: 41–58. Haiman, J. 1990. “Sarcasm as theatre”. Cognitive Linguistics 1–2: 181–205. Haiman, J. 1998. Talk Is Cheap: Sarcasm, Alienation, and the Evolution of Language. Oxford: Oxford University Press. M. 2004. “How sarcastic are you? Individual differences and verbal irony”. Journal of Language and Social Psychology 23: 244–271.

The identification of attitudes spoken in Cantonese by English listeners was much less exact overall (ranging from 24% — 62%) and was notably poor for sarcasm and humor which were, as outlined previously, identified at chance accuracy level (24% and 29%, respectively). Interestingly, nearly one-half (45%) of the sarcastic expressions produced in Cantonese were identified as “sincere” by English listeners. Sentences conveying humor in Cantonese were more frequently categorized as sarcasm (35% of all responses).

On a practical level, our study highlights the fact that one must be sensitive to potential extra-linguistic difficulties that may arise in the vocal channel while communicating with interlocutors from different cultural backgrounds. Focusing on the identification of sarcasm, we found that both groups of listeners were sensitive to the sarcastic intent of utterances spoken in their native language but were highly error-prone for identifying sarcasm expressed in an unfamiliar language. Broadly speaking, these results argue that (native) experience with a language is essential for recognizing sarcastic intentions, as listeners had little ability to recognize this attitude from prosody in a foreign language.

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