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By David Shrigley

This all-new choice of David Shrigley's addictively unusual and unique paintings unearths clean, unsettling truths and concerned amusements in a layout that welcomes the uninitiated and rewards the devoted.

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40- Why Studying Is Better Than Sex? 41- Computer terms: Texas translation. 42- Problems with my new computer. 43- Kinds of Sex. 44- You Know You're Gay when... 45- What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee ? 46- How old are you? 47- That's some good Scrabble. 48- 5 Secrets to a Perfect Relationship! 49- Handy Tips. 50- You’ve been warned. Heavy Stuff. 51- On Clubbing. 52- Do you have a dirty mind? 53- As I Get Older I Ponder... 54- Why Halloween is better than Sex. 55- Top 25 Signs You're an Iranian Woman.

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