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From the hit syndicated tv express come two hundred tales of fumbling felons, clumsy crooks, and ridiculous robbers—all the crimes are actual, however the names were replaced to guard the silly!

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29 Bare Truth In a small town in Texas late on a Saturday afternoon, a small mom-and-pop store was robbed by a lone gunman. The prime suspect was quickly spotted. In fact, everybody in town spotted him. They didn’t even need a detailed description. The fleeing felon was running down the street completely naked. But Ted Jowers had a great alibi ready for the police officers who stopped him. “I like to get in touch with nature when I jog,” he told them. Somehow, though, Ted didn’t seem like the nature type—or the jogging type, for that matter.

Roberts and his team easily entered the house and apprehended the suspect. Several hundred pounds of marijuana were confiscated without incident. Within minutes, the officers were collecting evidence and finishing up at the scene. As Roberts started out the front door, he noticed a pickup truck parked behind one of the marked police cruisers in front of the house. Two long-haired individuals got out of the pickup and strolled past the police cruisers parked in the driveway, then walked up to Roberts and his partner.

Now the crew was on location, ready to set up and videotape our hilarious yet revealing interviews with police officers who had encountered America’s dumbest criminals. Time was money. With every moment, hundreds of expense dollars were clicking away. ” “You need to speak to the chief,” he said. We were ushered into a large office. Before us was a huge desk, and behind that desk was a very big man. To us, he looked like more than just an “authority figure”—he was the authority. The chief did not smile.

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