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By Mark Leigh, Mike Lepine

This S--t scorching consultant to swearing kinds the lads from the f---ing boys and the ladies from the p---ing women. Profanity previous and new, each insult had to make an enemy of a pal and sufficient undesirable language to gasoline a soccer group for a month.

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I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. ’ Advanced Swearing Handbook_Insid64 64 64 04/08/2005 11:30:01 The Theory of Relativity by Albert Einstein: e = mcfuck Jerusalem by William Blake: And did those feet in ancient time Walk upon England’s bollocks green? And was the Holy Lamb of God On England’s pleasant pastures seen? The Declaration of Independence: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of shit.

Fortunately, a fight did not ensue, however Petzold‘s behaviour was reported to the store’s manager, who sent the employee home and then fired him a few days later. Petzold took the supermarket to court, claiming that his Tourette’s did not affect his ability to perform his job and that he was protected from firing under the state’s anti-discrimination laws. ’ The court went on to say that, even though Petzold’s condition was beyond his control, it was unfair to expect his employer to overlook that condition.

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