By Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
Publish yr note: First released in 2010
It's a summer time to recollect . . . on the Jersey Shore.
Giovanna "Gia" Spumanti and her cousin Isabella "Bella" Rizzoli are going to have the sexiest summer time ever. whereas they couldn't be extra different—pint-size Gia is a carefree, outspoken celebration lady and Bella is a tall, slim athlete who regularly holds her tongue—for the following month they're able to pouf up their hair, wear their stilettos, and take up all that seashore Heights, New Jersey, has to provide: scorching guidos, cool golf equipment, fried Oreos, and many tequila.
So a long way, Gia's summer season is on fireplace. among approximately burning down their rented bungalow, inventing the preferred "tan-tags" on the Tantastic Salon the place she works, and rescuing a shark at the seashore, she turns into a neighborhood big name in a single day. fortunately, she meets the appropriate man to assist her continue the flames below regulate. Firefighter Frank Rossi is precisely her kind: tremendous, tan, and Italian. yet is he difficult sufficient to deal with Gia while issues particularly warmth up?
Bella is greater than prepared for a few enjoyable within the solar. ultimately freed from her bonehead ex-boyfriend, she left domestic in Brooklyn with one target in brain: hooking up with a horny gorilla for a no-strings-attached summer season fling. very quickly, she lands a task top "Beat Up the Beat" dance periods at a neighborhood fitness center, and is scooped up by way of Beemer-driving, preppy Bender Newberry. simply challenge: Bella can't get her romantic and ripped boss Tony "Trouble" Troublino out of her head. He's dating fabric. abruptly, Bella's uncertain what she desires.
The cousins quickly become aware of that for each buddy they make at the boardwalk, there also are competitors, slummers, and frenemies who will do something to spoil their summer—and attempt their courting. sooner than July ends, the bonds of relatives and friendship may be stretched to the brink. Will the haters be successful, or will Gia and Bella locate love on the Shore?
For everybody who loves MTV's hit fact convey, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's candy, humorous, and attractive novel completely captures the warmth, the strength, the thrill, and the drama of Jersey Shore.
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Extra resources for A Shore Thing
I was about ready to abandon the car and call a taxi . . but then, yes, we found this space. Which turned out to be the sidewalk in front of the main entrance to the Desert Inn. I had run over so many curbs by this time, that I hadn’t even noticed this last one. But now we found ourselves in a position that was hard to explain . . blocking the entrance, thugs yelling at us, bad confusion. . My attorney was out of the car in a flash, waving a five-dollar bill. “We want this car parked! I’m an old friend of Debbie’s.
Do it now: pure Gonzo journalism. There was also the socio-psychic factor. Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only real cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas. To relax, as it were, in the womb of the desert sun. Just roll the roof back and screw it on, grease the face with white tanning butter and move out with the music at top volume, and at least a pint of ether. Getting hold of the drugs had been no problem, but the car and the tape recorder were not easy things to round up at 6:30 on a Friday afternoon in Hollywood.
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