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By A. Lee Martinez

A story of vengeance, real love, and cannibalism

Being born undead could have its dangers, similar to everlasting adolescence and faultless good looks —-things such a lot fallacious for a witch. Hiding in the back of the guise of a filthy outdated crone, the witch is content material dwelling open air citadel Stalwart together with her not going band of allies: a troll named Gwurm, an enchanted broom, and a demonic duck named Newt. She leads an easy lifestyles jam-packed with spells, potions, and the occasional curse.

So whilst a White Knight arrives at castle Stalwart, the witch is familiar with her days of peace are at an finish. The Knight is simply days in entrance of a horde of starving goblings, and citadel Stalwart lies correct within the horde's course. however the goblings are only the 1st wave of threat, and shortly the witch and the Knight needs to mix forces on a deadly quest to forestall a mad sorcerer from destroying the world.

Filled with risk, monsters, and magic, A anonymous Witch is a adequately witchly learn via the award-winning writer of Gil's All Fright Diner and within the corporation of Ogres.

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I was about ready to abandon the car and call a taxi . . but then, yes, we found this space. Which turned out to be the sidewalk in front of the main entrance to the Desert Inn. I had run over so many curbs by this time, that I hadn’t even noticed this last one. But now we found ourselves in a position that was hard to explain . . blocking the entrance, thugs yelling at us, bad confusion. . My attorney was out of the car in a flash, waving a five-dollar bill. “We want this car parked! I’m an old friend of Debbie’s.

Do it now: pure Gonzo journalism. There was also the socio-psychic factor. Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only real cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas. To relax, as it were, in the womb of the desert sun. Just roll the roof back and screw it on, grease the face with white tanning butter and move out with the music at top volume, and at least a pint of ether. Getting hold of the drugs had been no problem, but the car and the tape recorder were not easy things to round up at 6:30 on a Friday afternoon in Hollywood.

He took off his Brazilian sunglasses and I could see he’d been crying. “I just went upstairs to see this man Lacerda,” he said. “I told him we knew what he was up to. He says he’s a photographer, but when I mentioned Savage Henry—well, that did it; he freaked. I could see it in his eyes. ” I said. “No. But I told him we had a Vincent Black Shadow. ” “Good,” I said. “But what about our room? And the golf shoes? We’re right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo! And somebody’s giving booze to these goddamn things!

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