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By Joshua Piven, David Borgenicht

Be ready for the worst with professional recommendation and survival minutiae throughout the year.

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A wolf can attack from any position, but a tail straight up in the air and ears pricked up often indicate that the wolf is preparing to attack. 3 Charge one member of the pack. Wolves are generally timid around humans and have a strong flight response. Running toward one wolf while yelling may scare it and the pack away from you. 4 Throw sticks and rocks. If the wolves continue with an attack, throw sticks and rocks at those closest to you. Wolves tend to attack the lower portions of their victims’ bodies.

Run a wire from the positive side of the battery to the positive side of the coil, or the red wire that goes to the coil. This gives power to the dash. 3 Locate the starter solenoid. To find it, follow the positive battery cable. You will see a small wire and the positive battery cable. Cross both wires with a screwdriver or pliers. This cranks the engine. 4 Make sure the car is in neutral (or park, if an automatic) and the parking brake is on, then unlock the steering wheel by pushing the flat blade of a screwdriver down between the steering wheel and the column.

Burn moist seal skin to create smoke-signal fires. SATURDAY, JANUARY 5 SUNDAY, JANUARY 6 HOW TO DEFLECT AND COUNTER A SWORD BLOW 1 Step up and into the blow, with your arms held against your body. You must react quickly and against your instincts, which will tell you to move back and away. By moving closer, you can cut off the power of the blow—your attacker will not have as much momentum. Also, you will avoid extending your arms, which would make your own counterblow less powerful. 2 Push or “punch” at the blow instead of simply trying to absorb it with your own sword.

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